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PostSubject: Things to ponder, *funny*   Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:55 am

Only in North America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


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Only North America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


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Only in North America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


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Only in North America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


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Only in North America ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..



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Only in North America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?


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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:58 am

hahaha nice man
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:33 pm

Haha that is pretty funny..

But I can put on mascara with my mouth closed. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:50 pm

Right.... no i believe you. no really I do.

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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:20 am

It's true! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:44 pm

Oh but your to beautiful to need make-up. I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:53 pm

Haha, very funny. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Things to ponder, *funny*   Sun May 02, 2010 3:10 am

Much reflection has these lines. Of course, the zombies affraid if they need masks, whuahaha
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